Are your friends big sports gamblers? Always rattling off these ‘big parlays’ and ‘locks’ they have that always ended up winners? Are you tired of hearing about it because you know that they truly aren’t in the black…as no gambler ever has been? Well, you have come to the right place. Do not let them fool you. Better yet, don’t be a part of it at all! Well, of course you still want some stake in the game…just not your cold hard cash…you’re smarter than gambling that away.
That’s why you gamble with and against them, without any physical assets on the line. But, you know what’s better than proving cash payouts to these prestigious sports aristocrats? Bragging rights. #MonopolyMoney takes this old-school principle into full affect. After reading Jeremy’s bogus Pick’s from God, I have decided it is time to introduce #MonopolyMoney to the public. If you are looking for winners, you have come to the right place.
The key is to not waste your built up bragging rights status by making picks just to make picks. No, #MonopolyMoney only makes picks whenever they see the best lines, the best value, and jumps on it…more times than not with their gut-feeling. Nothing will drive your gambling-addict friends crazier than if you have bragging rights over them, even if…actually, especially if you don’t have stake in the games. I’ve heard it stated that bragging rights can win you ‘beach-front property’ in their head. And nothing could provide you any more satisfaction than that. So, this article is for all the smart ‘gamblers’, the would-be gamblers, and hell…even real gamblers could benefit from listening to our sound advice sometimes right?
#MonopolyMoney Picks:
-Navy ML against Kansas St
-Buy half a point to get Alabama -6.5 against Michigan
-Baylor +5.5 against Georgia
-Wait to see if the line moves to LSU -6…if it does #MonopolyMoney would really be tempted to take Clemson +6…otherwise #MonopolyMoney is staying away from this thriller and enjoying the game with pizza and a local IPA instead
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